Marriage is like the witness protection programme: you get all new clothes, you live in the suburbs, and you're not allowed to see your friends anymore. — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
Being in the latter stages of life means the morning is unkind to the reflection. It takes a few hours for the creases to… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share
Chemistry seems to be pretty much nailed down, and biology gains ground all the time. But physics seems to be mired in idle rumination.… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share
I'm writing a movie script about vampires with an animator called Michael Booth. — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share
If you just took everyone in the BNP and everyone who votes for them and shot them in the back of the head, there… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share
I suppose I would like to find out more about my grandparents because I knew them when I was too young to grasp that… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share
I suppose there wasn't a well-worn path into the British space programme because we didn't really have a space programme. Dad was one of… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share
Apparently, some physicists argue that time is curved. I suppose this means that the past is in some way still present. — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share
“I think we mistake sadness for depression, because life is basically sad, and its the failure to recognize that that leads to this sort… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share
My idea of family is not dominated by blood ties. Families are fragile things, and I think it is social pressure and emotional attachments… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share
The image of my face I hold in my mind is always about 10 years out of date. — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share
I love many places to which I have no connection, but identifying an ancestor, or someone I think is an ancestor, has taken me… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share
I've never been able to understand how risk-averse my mum is. She hated conkers, pea shooters, and anything that could have someone's eye out:… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share
I feel that our attitude to our borders is wrong; it's the first time that an awful lot of people think you can and… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share
For me, ancestry is just one thing that connects us to people, and feeling connected to other people is generally a good thing, as… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share
