Wit Quotes by Tristan Bernard

To ignore your conscience is to invite trouble.

— Tristan Bernard

In the theatre the audience wants to be surprised - but by things that they expect.

— Tristan Bernard

In the theatre the audience want to be surprised - but by things that they expect.

— Tristan Bernard

To live happily with other people, ask of them only what they can give.

— Tristan Bernard

A critic is a virgin who would teach Don Juan how to make love.

— Tristan Bernard

God created the world, but it is the devil who keeps it going.

— Tristan Bernard

Men give their confidence at once, but never their money.

— Tristan Bernard

To be happy with human beings, we should not ask them for what they cannot give.

— Tristan Bernard

To have grown wise and kind is real success.

— Tristan Bernard

In the theater the audience wants to be surprised but by things that they expect

— Tristan Bernard

When we are not rich enough to be able to purchase happiness, we must not approach to near and gaze on it in shop…

— Tristan Bernard

Wearing a hat confers undeniable authority over those without one.

— Tristan Bernard