I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
All men are selfish, brutal and inconsiderate--and I wish I could find one. — Shulamith Firestone Copy Share Image
“We can start working with time, if you wish, till you can fly the past and the future. And then you will… — Richard Bach Copy Share Image
We wish to learn all the curious, outlandish ways of all the different countries, so that we can "show off" and astonish… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I have no wish to offend, but I do think that holy cows need challenging. — Naomi Alderman Copy Share Image
Be sure to ‘notice’ ideas when you have them. Stop. Take the time to consider them seriously. And if your gut tells… — Tim Westergren Copy Share Image
I wish I could do more in Flint but they estimated the amount that it would cost to fix Flint and it… — JaVale McGee Copy Share Image
I do earnestly wish to see the distinction of sex confounded in society, unless where love animates the behaviour. — Mary Wollstonecraft Copy Share Image
Who o'er the herd would wish to reign, Fantastic, fickle, fierce, and vain! Vain as the leaf upon the stream, And fickle… — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
The only thing keeping you from what you want is your story about why you can't have it. — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
I wish people would just like me for what I am, the singer in an OK new wave band. — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time! — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
I wish that every player could feel what I've felt in visiting ballparks. The receptions I've received, it's blown me away. It's… — Mark McGwire Copy Share Image
Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics, and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there. — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
I know you have the capability to understand right from wrong because you hate people who harm children. Well, why not despise… — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
Oh, that river of wishes, the slippery crocodile dream of it, how it might have carried my body down through all the… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
Typically, every 14 to 16 months, we're putting a new album out. To be honest, I wish it was slower. — Jay DeMarcus Copy Share Image
There isn't a lot of work in Australia. I think that's why everyone comes over to America to find jobs and pilots… — Phoebe Tonkin Copy Share Image
I commit to most things I do in life, so I don't really have any serious regrets. But I'll say this: There… — Sasha Grey Copy Share Image
The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
If the thing you wish to do is right, and you believe in it, go ahead and do it! — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
Discipline is ... life-inhibiting, is at the very least curtailment of vital activity insofar as the latter cannot develop as it wishes… — Alice Miller Copy Share Image
I wish I had known that it's OK to stand up for myself. That it's also OK to not be liked but… — Rachel Platten Copy Share Image
If I had one wish, I would say to be born in the '30s and be young in the '50s and '60s.… — Kevin Magnussen Copy Share Image
Most indie shoots, or any kind of film shooting, even TV, it's out of Los Angeles, unfortunately. I wish that would change,… — Jeanne Tripplehorn Copy Share Image
I am very proud of my musical growth and contributions to the band in the last four years. I have nothing but… — Derek Sherinian Copy Share Image
I have been judged vehemently suspect of heresy, that is, of having held and believed that the sun in the centre of… — Galileo Galilei Copy Share Image
I certainly do not lament the decadence of knight errantry, nor wish to exchange the protection of the laws for that of… — Frances Trollope Copy Share Image
Our destiny changes with our thought; we shall become what we wish to become, do what we wish to do, when our… — Orison Swett Marden Copy Share Image
I don't think people realize what those weight cuts were doing to me. It took so much out of me to make… — Michael Chiesa Copy Share Image
He who experiments must, while doing so, divest himself of every preconception. It is clear then that if we wish to make… — Maria Montessori Copy Share Image
They're out there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them sometimes. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I tell people to write the stories that you're afraid to talk about, the stories you wish you'd forget, because those have… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
Donald Trump has no sympathy with underdogs. They, including the Palestinians, are just "losers." So he will bring words and action together… — Lawrence Davidson Copy Share Image
All around the world, there are children wishing they had some cool sneakers like you do. But before you decide to give… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
