“Noah–our first confirmed alcoholic Noah became a farmer and he was the first guy to grow grapes and make wine that he apparently liked to drink, because one day his son Ham stopped by Noah's tent and found him passed… — Steve Ebling Copy Share Image
“But God was rolling. "No, Sarah will give you a boy named Isaac and I will be his god and both he and Ishmael… — Steve Ebling Copy Share Image
“Noah–our first confirmed alcoholic Noah became a farmer and he was the first guy to grow grapes and make wine that he apparently liked… — Steve Ebling Copy Share Image
“They're one people, with one language and they can do goddamn anything! Nothing is impossible for these bastards! (11:6)” — Steve Ebling Copy Share Image
“Did God really say you can't eat from any tree in the garden?" "Oh, no! We can eat from any tree but the Tree… — Steve Ebling Copy Share Image
“Noah our first confirmed alcoholic Noah became a farmer and he was the first guy to grow grapes and make wine that he apparently… — Steve Ebling Copy Share Image
“We'll go down and confuse the bastards until they can't understand each other. (11:7-8)” — Steve Ebling Copy Share Image
