This is a perfect example of the power and ridiculousness of a website like Wikipedia. I did give a slightly contentious graduation… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I gave the graduation speech at my high school. Not because I was valedictorian but because the grade voted for me to… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Go ahead and make up a ton of lies about me. That's way more interesting than pretending Wikipedia has any real information. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I guess there should be somewhere on the Internet that feels like a source of sacred truth. But Wikipedia sure isn't it. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
My first concert isn't that cool or ironic. I wish it had been like, "My first concert was the Backstreet Boys," but the first… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
As long as it's not an easy, outdated stereotype and it comes from an interesting or emotionally driven place, then anyone can be made… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Really, more than anything, The 2000 Year Old Man is a huge influence on all of our comedy, but specifically the live version of… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
My goal was to do something that incorporated all the stuff I do and have it feel like something new, like it was hopefully… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
In New York, you are forced into having very public lives and observing all types of people, what they sound like, what they're reading,… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
People want to consume what you're putting out there, and you can create a really strong following of fans and admirers, and people who… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I think that being on the road and doing more and more stand-up has allowed me to figure out... like, I don't think I'll… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I've decided to just keep doing Oh, Hello, where I play an older man who thinks he's very cultured. That clearly has not gone… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
I think Trump thinks of himself as pretty important, and now rightfully so - because he's the President of the United States. You gotta… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
