I get asked, on a sort of daily basis, 'It's my wife's 30th birthday, can you set her a task?' — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
“After your friendship with God, your wife's friendship is the greatest treasure you possess.” — Jim George Copy Share Image
I have often thought that less is expected of the president of a great corporation than of an American wife. — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I love Japanese and Thai food, especially seafood, and eat out with my wife two or three times a week. — Pierre Dukan Copy Share Image
One flesh. Or if you prefer, one ship. The starboard engine has gone. I, the port engine, must chug along somehow till… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
It's always OK to find help. Don't be ashamed if you need help. I have help from so many people. My wife… — Hafthor Bjornsson Copy Share Image
My wife goes to Birmingham five times a week. My mom lives in Birmingham now after moving from Myrtle Beach. It's not… — Nick Saban Copy Share Image
I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs if I… — Bill Shankly Copy Share Image
I can tell you in all honesty that I am highly connected to my family, my wife, and my three children, though… — Ratan Tata Copy Share Image
My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon… — James Woods Copy Share Image
Before children, it's kind of easy to be solipsistic - you and your wife are in this hermetic little thing, and your… — Toby Stephens Copy Share Image
There were some medical emergencies at home, be it my wife's brain tumour operation, my father's cancer. Eventually we lost him in 2018. — Pratik Gandhi Copy Share Image
My daughter is full energy, like my wife and I, and strong-minded and has an opinion, like we do. And my boys,… — Chris Hemsworth Copy Share Image
O friends, be men; so act that none may feel Ashamed to meet the eyes of other men. Think each one of… — Homer Copy Share Image
Everything has added up to a load that I'm getting tired of carrying. It's gotten so complicated. It's the three failed marriages,… — Phil Collins Copy Share Image
Says one brother to another, 'Joseph says all covenants are done away, and none are binding but the new covenants; now suppose… — Jedediah M. Grant Copy Share Image
I couldn't give you a count of the number of single women I have in our congregation that are serving in very… — Ligon Duncan Copy Share Image
Some of them I probably would like. Some of my fans probably beat their wives or run over little kids and they… — Bode Miller Copy Share Image
If you will take me for your wife, Walter, I will love you dearly. If you will let me go with you,… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“When at last she scooted over to him, Hunter experienced a feeling like none he had ever felt. It went beyond satisfaction,… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
Who deserves more credit than the wife of a coal miner? Mother was one. — Merle Travis Copy Share Image
I have two young boys, and my wife is at home. Most of the time, I will cook the food, and we'll… — Wolfgang Puck Copy Share Image
That is, the wife must care for what the husband cares for if he is to remain resolute. — Mother Jones Copy Share Image
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you know my wife - some people know my wife, some people don't - she hates wrestling. — Billy Gunn Copy Share Image
An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony. — Ursula Parrott Copy Share Image
Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My mother told me that my birth mother got pregnant by a married man who didn't want to leave his wife. — Ellen Ullman Copy Share Image
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
