For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
I love my wife and daughters, but there are times you want to put them in the bin. — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
Among the Tibetans, one wife has many husbands, because men are too poor to support a whole wife. — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
... happy husbands and wives can hear each other say the same thing over and over again without being tired. — George Eliot Copy Share Image
It's all right to tell a wife the brutal truth, but you've got to go sort of easy with your lady-love. — Zoe Akins Copy Share Image
My wife, Barbara, is great. She arranges when I do work that I have a day off between performances. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I am very domesticated. Some of my favorite things in life are being a mother and a wife. That's where I get… — Sable Copy Share Image
It was a wife's duty to be interested in whatever interested her husband, whether it was politics, books, or a particular dish… — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
My wife, Dixie, is evangelical Christian. We met in the Reagan White House, when she was a student intern. We're members of… — Dinesh D'Souza Copy Share Image
You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
Test an employee while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in… — Chanakya Copy Share Image
There was the Cultural Revolution just over the border, and Hong Kong felt quite dodgy. My younger brother's wife actually swam from… — John Rocha Copy Share Image
It's not my dreams that get me in trouble, it's what my wife dreams I did. My wife punched me in the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'll not meddle with it. It makes a man a coward: a man cannot steal but it accuseth him; a man cannot… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
There is another side to me which people don't often see, but it's very hard for me to show that. When I… — Alan Shearer Copy Share Image
I think the true gardener is a lover of his flowers, not a critic of them. I think the true gardener is… — Reginald Farrer Copy Share Image
To its committed members (the Democratic Party) was still the party of heart, humanity, and justice, but to those removed a few… — Nicholas von Hoffman Copy Share Image
A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“I define myself by helping others. This is what I do. Those people who want me to abandon my husband are asking… — Deirdre-Elizabeth Parker Copy Share Image
Mutability is the badge of infirmity. It is seldom that a man continues to wish and design the same thing two days… — Pierre Charron Copy Share Image
