“J, I think I know how to fuck my wife. And, believe me, she doesn’t like gentle. She’s more of a rip-my-clothes-off-with-your-teeth-and-fuck-me-hard-and-dirty… — Franca Storm Copy Share Image
I bet when all the punctuation marks have a party, they quietly look at exclamation point's wife and think, that poor woman. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I'm a family man. I have a daughter and a wife, and I spend more time on the road with my wrestling… — Roman Reigns Copy Share Image
The world that I know and the world that I come from is from the arts, and my wife's an artist, and… — Johnny Flynn Copy Share Image
Pittacus said, "Every one of you hath his particular plague, and my wife is mine; and he is very happy who hath… — Plutarch Copy Share Image
In the spring mornings I would work early while my wife still slept. The windows were open wide and the cobbles of… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
She rose to his requirement, dropped The playthings of her life To take the honorable work Of woman and of wife. — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
Something is mighty wrong with our priorities when professing Christian men joke about their wives, joke about their children, and joke about… — Doug Phillips Copy Share Image
It has been an honor to work in the Obama Administration and to serve this President, particularly during a period of unprecedented… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can say that I'm a feminist and I try to be progressive and all that stuff. But I when I'm tired… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
Many young men, when they receive their first wife, are just so untrained. The woman, if she's not careful, will be overbearing… — Warren Jeffs Copy Share Image
I wish I could anticipate some of the stories and lies that will be told. It's going to be great to get… — Larry Conley Copy Share Image
I've been asked often what is the difference between an amateur and a professional artist, and I will tell you. An amateur… — Ben Shahn Copy Share Image
When he proposed to me, Yash said one of the nicest things ever. He spoke of a vision in which he saw… — Radhika Pandit Copy Share Image
If an enthusiastic, ardent, and ambitious man marry a wife on whose name there is a stain, which, though it originate in… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
What was the question? ...Oh. Where do I get my crazy ideas? Answer: sleep-fairy, walk-fairy, shower-fairy. Book-fairy. And in these last few… — Richard Bach Copy Share Image
I got my first break and became a singing waiter at eighteen or nineteen. I couldn't make a living at it. I… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Just because a woman is beautiful doesn't mean she can't be a good wife. If her beauty affects her personality, then it's… — Fred MacMurray Copy Share Image
When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad… — Robert Menzies Copy Share Image
The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My baby getting chubby. Cue that Stevie Wonder music, aww isn't she lovely. Now I'm staring at her praying that things don't… — Jay Z Copy Share Image
My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?"… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“...when I see you here amidst all this, I realise that I proposed to a very small part of you. I thought… — Daisy Goodwin Copy Share Image
A 'penchant for telling the truth' can cripple a candidates chances faster than being caught in flagrante delicto with the governor's wife. — Sydney J. Harris Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of marriages, Benny — where the husband quotes the wife, or where the wife quotes the husband. — Clifford Odets Copy Share Image
“And Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back... But she did look back, and I love her for that,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
You never know when it will be the last time you'll see your father, or kiss your wife, or play with your… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
You'll often find that it's not mom or dad, husband or wife, or the kids that's stopping you. It's you. Get out… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
Foreign lady once remarked to the wife of a Spartan commander that the women of Sparta were the only women in the… — Plutarch Copy Share Image
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
I've been here for 19 years, so West Ham fans are bored with seeing me. It's like my wife, who changes the… — Mark Noble Copy Share Image
When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he… — Joe Slovo Copy Share Image
'Gone Girl' is as much about the near impossibility of being a good husband as it is about the anguish of being… — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
I've been called a spy of Israel since 1996, and since I made my documentary film in 2000 the FBI has investigated… — Scott Ritter Copy Share Image
Representative Chris Lee was forced to resign after sending a shirtless picture of himself to a woman on Craigslist. On the bright… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
This is what marriage is all about - Man and woman walking together, wherein the husband helps his wife to become ever… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
My brother's friend worked at a TV station, so we went in; the producer of a show asked if I wouldn't mind… — Godfrey Gao Copy Share Image
I've always told my wife, 'Anytime I have an opportunity to be on something that I would watch even if I wasn't… — Sterling K. Brown Copy Share Image
It was fun and something I could do together with my wife and kids. We were all hand-washing bottles, cleaning and bottling… — Eric Bischoff Copy Share Image
