I didn't see my son walk for the first time. I've left my wife at home with two kids for long periods… — Jordan Burroughs Copy Share Image
All love craves unity. As the highest peak of love in the human order is the unity of husband and wife in… — Fulton J. Sheen Copy Share Image
I am not yet of Percy's mind, the Hotspur of the North; he that kills me some six or seven dozen of… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Apparently, there's something hinky about the new iPhones. They're not hooked up right. ... There's a problem with the antenna. They don't… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother… — Harriet Lerner Copy Share Image
Being a father has changed my life in unimaginable ways; I've taken everything in a more serious way because I know that… — Brandon Moreno Copy Share Image
My wife is a classically trained pianist and I have always wanted to be a singer. But whenever I sing, people are… — Kunal Kapoor Copy Share Image
My petite little platinum blonde beauty of a wife suddenly turned into a public-relations dynamo. "The business is Buzz!" she proclaimed, and… — Buzz Aldrin Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, everyone thought that Teri Hatcher was my wife. Matter of fact, I would be with my wife, holding my wife's hand… — Howie Long Copy Share Image
“I write our names on the page. What of it, if the paper will be burned? I write our names in the… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
the growth of intimacy is like that. First one gives off his best picture, the bright and finished product mended with bluff… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Be a half-assed crusader, a part-time fanatic. Don't worry to much about the fate of the world. Saving the world is only… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
Thomas A. Edison was once reluctantly persuaded by his wife to attend one of the big social functions of the season in… — Edmund Fuller Copy Share Image
I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
For the sake of the sons - and even for the son's future wives - a woman must keep a part of… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
A girl in New York whose parents were on Wife Swap is suing the show for 100-million dollars for making her look… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
It's my wife Ruth's birthday soon. I said to her: "What would you like for your birthday?" She said: "I want a… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I need to get a wife. But it's hard, you know, it's hard to find a girl you can trust. Some of… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
Love a friend, love a wife, something, whatever you like, but one must love with a lofty and serious intimate sympathy, with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Every man who has a sister, mother, wife, girlfriend or even a random female in their life who they've spent more than… — Katty Kay Copy Share Image
Every night, I say goodnight to the kids like Rajesh Khanna, muah muah, two kisses, say goodnight to my wife, and every… — Cyrus Broacha Copy Share Image
I knew David Benioff a bit socially. I knew his wife, Amanda Peet. He's a smart guy, so I always sought him… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
Old Peter Grimes made fishing his employ; His wife he cabined with him and his boy, And seemed that life laborious to… — George Crabbe Copy Share Image
I have one computer that my wife gave me. All I know how to do, and I do it every day, is… — Kirk Douglas Copy Share Image
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I recorded 'The End of All Things' right before I married my now wife. We had no vows publicly, so I wrote… — Brendon Urie Copy Share Image
Ordinary love is mere animal attraction. Otherwise why is the distinction between the sexes? If one kneels before an image, it is… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
“A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
a man is very revealed by his wife, just as a woman is revealed by her husband. People never marry beneath or… — Carol Grace Copy Share Image
My wife and I left New York when she got pregnant - we just thought it would be really hard to stay… — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
My closest partner and the person I have been working with for 35 years has been my wife. She not only supported… — Santiago Calatrava Copy Share Image
I'm still working, I've got two arms, two legs, two gorgeous kids, a lovely wife. Fifteen years ago, I was homeless. So… — Ian Hart Copy Share Image
“No answer I could provide to that question could possibly serve my own future interests." Sarek straightened his sleeve and focused on… — Keira Marcos Copy Share Image
I do prime time network shows like 'Blue Bloods.' I've done 'Fringe,' I've done 'The Good Wife,' done a lot of 'The… — John Polson Copy Share Image
Then you got Newt Gingrich up here who - didn't he leave his wife while she was dying to marry the next… — Star Jones Copy Share Image
“He doesn't think you're going to be faithful, does he? Not while he fucks his wife every weekend." "He doesn't fuck her."… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
What this anger hides is grief ... the reality that his wife didn't value their marriage as much as he did. He… — David Gill Copy Share Image
I lose my temper at home. I try to control my temper at work. Sometimes, if you are under a lot of… — Mohamed ElBaradei Copy Share Image
You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did… — Pamela Hansford Johnson Copy Share Image
