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Not only, in strict truth, was marriage instituted for the propagation of the human race, but also that the lives of husbands… — Pope Leo XIII Copy Share Image
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I always chose talkative people. And Viva, who was my first wife - we started making films together because she was extraordinarily… — Michel Auder Copy Share Image
I say Gibson, we're old friends, and you're a fool if you take anything I say as an offense. Madam your wife… — Elizabeth Gaskell Copy Share Image
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Cities at night, I feel, contain men who cry in their sleep and then say Nothing. It's nothing. Just sad dreams. Or… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
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No disrespect to any other god, but Shiva's an outsider god. He breaks the rules. He's a brilliant musician, a brilliant dancer;… — Amish Tripathi Copy Share Image
I always wanted, and my wife Clara, we lost our daughter Maude to sepsis in 2011. We're part of bereavement charities but… — Jason Watkins Copy Share Image
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My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
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I go light on breakfast. Sometimes it's a yogurt, but a lot of times it's leftovers from one of my wife's dinners. — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
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My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
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