The second wife [Trudi Bernstein] - the best part of that union, our two daughters, and that lasted about five years. — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
A man can only grow to a certain point when alone; to grow further you need some "irrational shocks", like a wife… — Varg Vikernes Copy Share Image
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Even with the bad news, I felt calm. I never shed a tear when I called my wife and said, 'Amber, my… — Kent Brantly Copy Share Image
I find my wife hath something in her gizzard, that only waits an opportunity of being provoked to bring up; but I… — Samuel Pepys Copy Share Image
I really believe that no one loves a ball buster. Perhaps nothing will drive a married man into the arms of another… — Kemmy Nola Http://wwwamoreloveforlifecom Copy Share Image
My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
People are like, 'How does it feel after you're married? Does it feel the same?' And the answer is honestly no -… — Gabby Windey Copy Share Image
I always feel I have made unfilmable books. I even felt that way about a book of mine that was later made… — Rick Moody Copy Share Image
Several years ago my dear wife went to the hospital. She left a note behind for the children: "Dear children, do not… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
The idea is to encourage men to go with their wives and screen. So, if the wife is going to go and… — Olivia Newton-John Copy Share Image
You say you are a nameless man. You are not to your wife and to your child. You will not long remain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm not living a life different than anyone else. You know, I live in a house with 5 kids… — TobyMac Copy Share Image
“She’s so fucking tight, and I can’t wait to feel her perfect body gripping mine. We were made to be together. Everything… — K. Webster Copy Share Image
Pictures and reminders fill my office. Samuel Cochran, B. H. Hodges, my parents, my wife, my brother and sisters, my fellow Marines… — Jim Webb Copy Share Image
For like a year, even after I retired, my ear would just bleed. There was just some scar tissue on it that… — Forrest Griffin Copy Share Image
I could go out to five parties a day if I wanted to. I don't. I have attachments to my wife and… — Aby Rosen Copy Share Image
I really love the traditional aspects of Judaism. My wife is born and raised a Catholic and I enjoy celebrating those rituals… — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
I go along, play football, work as hard as I can, play as hard as I can, and then go home and… — Robert Green Copy Share Image
At the creation of man and woman, unity for them in marriage was not given as hope; it was a command! 'Therefore… — Henry B. Eyring Copy Share Image
Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Corporate career is like my wife, and writing is my girlfriend. My priority is the first but enjoy doing the second, as… — Ravi Subramanian Copy Share Image
They wanted to give me some other man's liver, and I told them 'I'm not going to sleep next to my wife… — Vicente Fernandez Copy Share Image
I think my wife ... is sure of my loyalty… She knows how hard I work. She knows how tired I am… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
I had a wife, kids and a mortgage and my acting career was nowhere, so I was painting and decorating people's homes. — Charley Boorman Copy Share Image
He who loses his money is forsaken by his friends, his wife, his servants and his relations; yet when he regains his… — Chanakya Copy Share Image
“She’s my sister. I’ll handle this.” “She’s my wife ,” Arik shot back. “Husband trumps the brother card. So get the fuck… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad… — Robert Menzies Copy Share Image
Just because a woman is beautiful doesn't mean she can't be a good wife. If her beauty affects her personality, then it's… — Fred MacMurray Copy Share Image
I got my first break and became a singing waiter at eighteen or nineteen. I couldn't make a living at it. I… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My baby getting chubby. Cue that Stevie Wonder music, aww isn't she lovely. Now I'm staring at her praying that things don't… — Jay Z Copy Share Image
The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?"… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“...when I see you here amidst all this, I realise that I proposed to a very small part of you. I thought… — Daisy Goodwin Copy Share Image
A 'penchant for telling the truth' can cripple a candidates chances faster than being caught in flagrante delicto with the governor's wife. — Sydney J. Harris Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of marriages, Benny — where the husband quotes the wife, or where the wife quotes the husband. — Clifford Odets Copy Share Image
You never know when it will be the last time you'll see your father, or kiss your wife, or play with your… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
“And Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back... But she did look back, and I love her for that,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
You'll often find that it's not mom or dad, husband or wife, or the kids that's stopping you. It's you. Get out… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image