Behind every successful man is a woman, and it's generally not his wife... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've come to the horrible realization that my wife has too much self-respect. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have an amazing wife and three daughters that always keep me motivated. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listen carefully. I'd crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles. He's now being sued by Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our prejudices are our mistresses; reason is at best our wife, very often heard indeed, but seldom minded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman worries about future until she gets a husband, A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a song, where the Lord's sweet melody of love comes from two hearts joined as one, husband and wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love a friend, love a wife, something, whatever you like, but one must love with a lofty and serious intimate sympathy, with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He tried to give his wife pleasure in little ways, because he had come to realize, after nearly two decades together, how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You did not so much mind being -conventionally- betrayed, if you were not kept in the dark, which was humiliating, or defined… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My, how your life has been taken over! Oceans have flooded your once urbane hours, testing with tumult the limits of joy.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there is an amateur reader still left in the world—or anybody who just reads and runs—I ask him or her, with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At home, besides being Peter or Jane, we also bear a general character; husband or wife, brother or sister, chief, colleague or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Contrary to popular opinion, the most important characteristic of a godly mother is not her relationship with her children. It is her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Know well that Any bitch can spend my money, ride in my car, lay in my house, order off the menu… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like you more than any other woman I've ever met. I've never even thought about spending my life with one woman… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taj Mahal was built up by the Mughal Emperor Shah Jahan, who wanted his beloved wife to be remembered by one and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Christian idea of marriage is based on Christ's words that a man and wife are to be regarded as a single… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman who could always love would never grow old; and the love of mother and wife would often give or preserve… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dedicated to Girlzz ;) 1.Having a boyfriend does not make her characterless. 2.Just because she has recently gone through a break up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man loves his sweetheart the most,his wife the best, but his mother the longest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
