“An unfaithful wife is like a cloth in an open marketplace.” — Abdulazeez Henry Musa Copy Share Image
Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions on the website. You understand nothing still you say I agree... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
I'm like State Farm; when her husband leaves, I bang his wife 'like a good neighbor'. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Most of them girls I plan to never wife, but it's something about you that I like. — Tyga Copy Share Image
“Every man sees his wife like an angel; until he gets a better one.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad… — Robert Menzies Copy Share Image
There's been quite a few conversations between me and my wife; she'd like to see my hair brown again. So who knows… — Guy Fieri Copy Share Image
Bethink you of the blessedness. Every wife is like the Mother of God and has the hope of bearing a saviour of… — John Buchan Copy Share Image
Husband and wife are like a pair of scissors. They joint together, often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing whoever comes between… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Q: Why is it that after they get married, a husband and wife are like two sides of a coin? A: Because… — Various Copy Share Image
The wife whose sweetly given reply in the face of any problem would be, "Whatever you think is best, dear." Women, take… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Good sex is an all-day affair. You can't treat your wife like a servant and expect her to be eager to sleep… — Kevin Leman Copy Share Image
“...I don't know what marriages are like on your plane. I know Fae marriages can be all about respect and treating your… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
