I had a huge Indian wedding, and I did it for my wife, and I did it for my white friends. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I said to my wife, did you ever dream that one day you'd be married to a man who's got his face… — Dave Myers Copy Share Image
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well. — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really,… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
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