You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of… — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
When I see things through my eyes, I don't want to ever just be really negative towards someone's performance. There are many ways to… — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue. — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T! — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
I think 'The Condemned' has a great story. It's a lot more than a mindless action flick. — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
Everyone can have a rough day at the office, as they say. I've had those myself many times when the bell rings. — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
I like pure pro-wrestling, when it's serious in its orientation and presentation - like it's a legit sport with Jim Ross calling the action. — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
I'm gonna walk right into the Smack Down Hotel, check into room 3:16, and burn the son of a bitch to the ground! — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
You sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk… — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
I was a Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes guy. Ric Flair continues to be my favorite wrestler of all time. I loved Harley Race… — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
You call yourself a gorilla, yet you come out here and hee-haw like a jack ass! (Stone Cold referring to Gorilla Monsoon) — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
I have so many great memories of the wrestling business. I've worked real hard to get to the top, and how many flukes and… — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
