I have a Guinness Book of World Records entry as the most-watched person on television; now I have a new entry as the only man who has a crab named after him. — David Hasselhoff Copy Share Image
The Hoff has taken over David Hasselhoff. David Hasselhoff really doesn't know who he is anymore. Everywhere I go, it's The Hoff. — David Hasselhoff Copy Share Image
I've already lived the lives of ten people. My father's 87 and still going strong. I think there's a lovely angel watching over me. — David Hasselhoff Copy Share Image
Even when I make mistakes and people exploit my mistakes on television or on the Internet, and they use it to make fun of… — David Hasselhoff Copy Share Image
When you realize that life isn't fair, you don't act out, you don't get overly wasted, you don't get self-indulgent. You just move forward. — David Hasselhoff Copy Share Image
In life, you either watch TV or you do TV. I told my daughters that the only way you're going to make it in… — David Hasselhoff Copy Share Image
My one ambition was to go to Broadway, and I never gave up on that dream. — David Hasselhoff Copy Share Image
My web site is so fresh. The paint is still wet, but stay tuned, because I have lots of personal things, specifically about what… — David Hasselhoff Copy Share Image
In a cornball way, I think being a celebrity is about making a difference, too. — David Hasselhoff Copy Share Image
We made sure nobody died on the show. We made sure nobody ever drowned on 'Baywatch.' — David Hasselhoff Copy Share Image
When I was doing 'Britain's Got Talent,' I really enjoyed it, but I found it very difficult to be in the audience. I like… — David Hasselhoff Copy Share Image
