If I could have a time machine, where I could go back and tell 12-year-old Melissa that someday John Schneider was going to play her ex-husband, junior high would have been so much easier. I'd have had something to go… — Melissa Peterman Copy Share Image
I've always felt this, from when I was growing up to now with my son Riley. We don't let them be little. I was… — Melissa Peterman Copy Share Image
I have a husband, and babysitters; I find it hard. I find it amazing how single moms do it. — Melissa Peterman Copy Share Image
That's what motherhood is: you're working; you're doing 25 different jobs, and you're not getting paid. — Melissa Peterman Copy Share Image
You get nervous when you're identified with something that is really great and positive for so long. You don't want to not be that… — Melissa Peterman Copy Share Image
Stand-up is the scariest thing - whether it's TV, movies, improv - stand-up is the worst. — Melissa Peterman Copy Share Image
It's always possible as an actress that your last job could really be your last job. — Melissa Peterman Copy Share Image
If I could have a time machine, where I could go back and tell 12-year-old Melissa that someday John Schneider was going to play… — Melissa Peterman Copy Share Image
I have been tossing around the idea of writing some non-fiction. Maybe a collection of short stories about my experience being a mom and… — Melissa Peterman Copy Share Image
