Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World Cup. — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
There's none as deaf as those who won't listen. I get letters. If they are moronic, they go in the wastepaper basket, but if… — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
Let us leave the EEC, abolish human rights laws, take TV sets, pool tables and phones out of prisons, bring back corporal and capital… — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
Every club has three types: fans, parasites and people who work their bollocks off, even ladies. — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
Experience shows that after a disaster it is particularly difficult with the Americans, who appear to be quite cowardly despite their Rambo films. — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles to open a biscuit tin. Why? — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
I shall not rest until Leeds United are kicked out of the football league. Their fans are the scum of the earth, absolute animals… — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
Unfortunately much of it is frittered away on fast cars, designer clothes and an attitude to pleasure reminiscent of the 18-30 holiday packages. — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
We had probably our best ever Player of the Year Dance last week. You elected Dennis Wise as Player of the Year. Dennis accepted… — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
I get to my feet when Chelsea fans sing 'Stand up if you hate Man U'. But though I hate them, I have to… — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World Cup. — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
