I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I flew this past weekend. I went through airport security and said to the guy, 'Is everything okay?' He said, 'You might… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Before deregulation, flying was relatively more expensive, and for a lot of people, it felt like a special occasion when they went… — Chesley B. Sullenberger Copy Share Image
