Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Never schedule a board meeting on Wednesday because it kills two weekends. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I could easily escape to a hotel for a weekend and do absolutely nothing. — David Boreanaz Copy Share Image
The awful feeling waking up the next day after a night of drinking and having to read those texts you sent during… — Robert Boughter Copy Share Image
Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Most Sunday magazines, with the New York Times as an exception, are kind of sleepy, weekend service vehicles to move living room… — David Talbot Copy Share Image
President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Some are short and sweet. Some are long and hard. But this time, I want one that is long, stimulating, and full… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
“My flatmate’s away for the weekend. If you fancied meeting against every wall in the place.” — Cara McKenna Copy Share Image
He:will you go outh with me this saterday? She:sorry, I have a headache this weekend — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I enjoy spending weekend nights reading about interesting things I could have been doing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I live in Cape Town but my favourite holiday destination is Hermanus, a little seaside town about a 90-minute drive away, over… — Wilbur Smith Copy Share Image
I read when I get up in the morning, when I can during the day and every single evening. Most of my… — Shimon Peres Copy Share Image
I flew this past weekend. I went through airport security and said to the guy, 'Is everything okay?' He said, 'You might… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I've written tons of scripts, and when I wrote 'The New Girl in Town,' I read it to my parents, and they… — Emma Kenney Copy Share Image
No one will pay you for planning an expedition at first: you have to work in pubs at weekends so you can… — Ranulph Fiennes Copy Share Image
Any other vexations to report?" he asks. "I love the word 'vexations.'" "It's the 'x.' Nice to jump off a 'v' and… — Michael Cunningham Copy Share Image
There's always a 'but' when it comes to jobs. Like, I love my job but my colleagues are first-rate, but...a couple of… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
You look at what happened to the priest over the weekend in Paris, where his throat was cut, 85-year-old, beloved Catholic priest.… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
When life is suddenly more serious more of the time, there is also more need for it to be fun at least… — Thomas Boswell Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm a workaholic. Every weekend, I invite my colleagues and friends to my home to play cards. And people,… — Jack Ma Copy Share Image
Every weekend from, like, 1974 to 1978, I'd trudge over to the Greenwich library, which gathered up almost every major newspaper in… — Rod Lurie Copy Share Image
You're idealizing everything too much. No, the grass isn't greener. If you need proof, spend the weekend with a married couple. To… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a jet jockey and I've always escaped ever since I was a kid. I've always been a weekend type runaway person.… — John Travolta Copy Share Image
This wasn't because he liked me, I was sure. It had more to do with him banking on what we of wedding… — Laura Dave Copy Share Image
A lot of the car companies are understandably looking at the terrific job that Toyota has done by partnering with NASCAR and… — Brian France Copy Share Image
I keep trying to tell people. I said, at 40, 45, you're at that crossroads. You really are there. And it's not… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
You go trickin, I go treatin Me and Ms. Flocka do this shit every weekend. — Waka Flocka Flame Copy Share Image
A careful driver is one who honks their horn when going through a red light — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
I came out seven times in one weekend. I have a flair for the dramatic. — Adam Rippon Copy Share Image
It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
