The Republican Party is like the corpse in 'Weekend at Bernies' and the Tea Party is like the two guys who put… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
My siblings and I had to earn our own pocket money so from the age of about 10 I had a job.… — Limahl Copy Share Image
I think any success you can have on the tennis court, doubles helps. If you're playing on the weekend, you're in the… — Jack Sock Copy Share Image
And by the way, I would not only reappoint Greenspan; if Greenspan would happen to die, God forbid, I would do like… — John McCain Copy Share Image
I am maintaining my schedule of commuting to Washington, D.C. each week from Oregon so that I can spend my weekends and… — Greg Walden Copy Share Image
American women often fall into the trap of, 'Oh, these are my weekend clothes. These are my work clothes. This is what… — Michael Kors Copy Share Image
When I'm shooting a movie, I'm always in an invisible theater seat. I respect the fact that people have worked hard all… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
I never do a whole new set of new material. I do one new joke at a time, and I wedge it… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
Now that I have a 16-month-old son, my weekend ritual has changed - but it's better than ever. We get up early… — Connie Britton Copy Share Image
I remember Emilio [Estevez] and I were at John's house during the rehearsal process. And John [Huges] had mentioned he wrote the… — Judd Nelson Copy Share Image
I think the race went as well as it could and I drove well to finish sixth. The chassis is working better… — Daniel Ricciardo Copy Share Image
We can say without exaggeration that the present national ambition of the United States is unemployment. People live for quitting time, for… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
“The weekend arrives and I’m on edge, especially working at the trattoria. I’m hyper-aware of everyone around me, twitching at the sight… — Kristin Rae Copy Share Image
You're playing competitive, and it's always better to play four competitive rounds than it is two because you sit there for a… — John Daly Copy Share Image
When in doubt, wear a suit. Look at male politicians: you see them in a suit, and they look fine. But if… — Carine Roitfeld Copy Share Image
I wrote in the mornings, often in cafes, on the way to the office. I gave myself a daily word minimum, usually… — Christopher Castellani Copy Share Image
I do my precalc homework, and then when I'm done I actually sit with the textbook for like three hours and try… — John Green Copy Share Image
I'm a girl. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I don't party every weekend. I don't wear three inches of make-up. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Multiplicity was a movie that tested really well. People seeing the movie really liked it, but then the studio couldn't market it.… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
What's interesting about Vampire Weekend, everyone in the band, except for me, had a band in high school in which they were… — Rostam Batmanglij Copy Share Image
Every weekend the drama department would have parties. The 20 hot girls on campus? All of them were in the drama dept.… — Joe Manganiello Copy Share Image
Coming from a dance background, I was in competitions every single weekend, so I've been put on the spot since I was… — Tate McRae Copy Share Image
Coldplay's 'Hymn for the Weekend' video featuring Beyonce is already caught in a heated conversation about cultural appreciation of Indian religion and… — Anthea Butler Copy Share Image
Over the weekend it came out that the U.S. has been listening in on German Chancellor Angela Merkel's cellphone since 2002. At… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Well, I know about loneliness. I won't talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know what it… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
School always comes first. Because I'm home schooled I paint about three hours every day on a school day, but more on… — Autumn de Forest Copy Share Image
The first line (of I Am The Walrus) was written on one acid trip one weekend. The second line was written on… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Just short of my 40th birthday, I told my wife, Beth, I was going to build us a little weekend place in...well,… — Patrick Symmes Copy Share Image
For sheer excitement, a weekend in New York is unbeatable. Arrive on Friday morning, leave on Monday night, and don't worry about… — Tim Pigott-Smith Copy Share Image
I feed my kids organic food and milk, but I've also been known to buy the odd Lunchable. My kids are not… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
We just said, 'Okay, you're in the movie. Bring what you would bring for a three-day weekend and I hope you like… — John Sayles Copy Share Image
I've really just had to learn and adapt more than ever before, because there's so much to do in F1. There's so… — Lance Stroll Copy Share Image
Take me to the driest county in the most conservative state, and in two hours this determined hedonist will find you all… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
The players are coming to try every game, every weekend, so that the Manchester City people can be proud, and we will… — Pep Guardiola Copy Share Image
I made it about a three-day weekend so people wouldn't have to change their clothes a lot. We didn't have an art… — John Sayles Copy Share Image
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
When personal freedom's being abused, you have to move to limit it. That's what we did in the announcement I made last… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
I still did some things in football, but I needed to get away from the game. I needed closure. And once I… — Roberto Di Matteo Copy Share Image
You have to be more disciplined in what you do. You have to make the plays when you're supposed to make them.… — Takeo Spikes Copy Share Image
Stop doing things that waste time. Don't replace time with your family or things that you need to do. I needed to… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image