I drink on Sundays to cope with the realization that I'm almost out of time to drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please don't take it personal...I'm on my grind. I don't have time for 'kickin it' every weekend — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've decided to have a relaxing weekend at home since no one invited me to do anything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only high-tech, battery-powered superhero I'm interested in this weekend is the one in my nightstand. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Goals are like magnets. They'll attract the things that make them come true. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Friday everyone! Forget all the bad things you've encountered this week and have a great weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have a fun labor day weekend. But if you drink don't drive. Seriously don't be a douche. You could kill someone or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I actually miss my old bestfriend I miss seeing her every weekend and doing crazy things, shit hurts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait until someone finally converts,Monday's into a part of the freaking WEEKEND!!!!!!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weekend homework = Homework done last minute on sunday night before I go to bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This weekend looks cold and cloudy with a chance of me not having a cuddle buddy... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's behave this weekend in a manner that would render it impossible for us to ever run for president. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love weekends. Just like everyone else, I get to rest on weekends and go out with friends. I hate Mondays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's pretend it's a three-day weekend by being too hungover to show up for work Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's drink tonight like we won the Mega Millions and then drink even more when we don't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is how my week goes. Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, FridaySaturdaySunday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wouldn't mind someone wanting to take me out of town and just spend a weekend with them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On a day when the wind is perfect, the sail just needs to open and the world is full of beauty. Today… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
