Sitting at a movie theater & saying 'I wanna see that!' to every trailer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wake up early on the weekend for no reason. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On the weekends I do the usual parental things, going to the boys' football tournaments or getting out for a hike along… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you get too drunk every weekend to ever get a cute new profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's spend the weekend pulling out the winter clothes we put into storage last weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Friday everyone! May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the start of next week be a long… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank God it's Friday, because the weekend has landed and it's time to forget about work and tear it up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm excited for the plans I made this weekend that I'm going to break once I remember I don't like having plans. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to spend your weekend is by watching a horror movie and screaming louder than the characters in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for the weekend so I can sit at home and wish I had something better to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The weekend is finally here and it looks like it will be a beautiful one. Get out and enjoy it, tomorrow's not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The older you get, the more Saturday Morning Hangovers replace Saturday Morning Cartoons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd love to do something with you this weekend within a one-block radius of my apartment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can go an entire day without Facebook, but I've never made it through an entire weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's skip the not getting laid part of the evening and go directly to a strip club. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear weekend, I want to be with you. Only you. Don't let the weekdays separate us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It means so much to me that whenever I need to go out, get trashed and talk shit about people, you're always… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls who don't smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. YEAH we still exist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only fun part of being single is how much fun married people mistakenly assume I'm having every weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can it just snow really heavily over the weekend so we don't have to go back to school? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope we have so much fun tonight that you have to tell me all about it tomorrow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff how drunk you were planning on getting this evening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait to hang out with you this weekend before completely ditching you for a random hookup. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Knowing that you cant see your boyfriend until the weekend is over makes the weekend the longest two days of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's just try to have a marvelous time this weekend. I mean not try to analyze everything to death for once, if… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank God its Friday & its time for the weekend. Take out my windows phone & post a status for my friends,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are only 940 Saturdays between your child's birth and them leaving for college. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think if you have a kid you shouldn't be out partying every weekend and depending on others to look after your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being with the most amazing guy ever this weekend is going to be awsome ahh cant wait love u baby — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
