A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. — Grace Hansen Copy Share Image
I feel I'm as qualified for office as any of the other comedians who are running. — Grace Hansen Copy Share Image
For some time I've had my eye on Tom McCall's seat - which is a great deal more than he's had on it. — Grace Hansen Copy Share Image
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. — Grace Hansen Copy Share Image
