The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised. — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.' — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off. — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects. — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage.… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet. — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere. — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organize everything… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
