It has been proven that more Americans watch television than any other appliance. — Gary Mule Deer Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love… — Gary Mule Deer Copy Share Image
My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma. — Gary Mule Deer Copy Share Image
It has been proven that more Americans watch television than any other appliance. — Gary Mule Deer Copy Share Image
