“Why do washing machines eat socks? Do they taste good? Should I eat socks?” — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“I launder dirty money. You should see my washing machine. (It’s filthy!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
If you have democracy, people will vote for washing machines. They love them! — Hans Rosling Copy Share Image
I know there are no guarantees of winning and the only thing we have is to work on chances. If you want… — Ralph Hasenhuttl Copy Share Image
“I’m one washing machine away from throwing in the towel. But I’m not a quitter. I’m also out of laundry detergent.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Given the choice between fulfilling love and a washing machine, young people in the U.S. and the Soviet Union both chose the… — Kristin Ross Copy Share Image
Problem is like washing machine.They twist us,spin us,& knock around but in the end we come cleaner & brighter & better than… — DrAnil Kr Sinha Copy Share Image
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Humphrey Searle writes music that sounds like the theme from 'Star Wars' played backwards through a washing machine. — Clive James Copy Share Image
Problems are like washing machine. They twist, they spin and knock us around. But in the end we come out cleaner, brighter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I felt like laundry in a washing machine, when all I wanted was to be put on and become her favourite shirt.” — Isabelle Ronin Copy Share Image
Difficult times in life are like washing machines; they twist us, spin us and knock us around, but in the end we… — Xashif Shah Copy Share Image
When the International Trade Centre, the agency I head, works with German electronics giant Bosch to help Kenyan food processing companies boost… — Arancha Gonzalez Copy Share Image
“The buzzing was like the eager purr of a muscle car that had just been started, but left in neutral. That was… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Sometimes, writing songs is like waiting in for deliveries. They give you a window, and your washing machine is going to show… — Alex Turner Copy Share Image
My home life, growing up, was like tumbling inside a washing machine as I shuttled around the middle of Kentucky with my… — Dakota Meyer Copy Share Image
“The system we have evolved critically relies on people continually wanting new cars and new cell phones, new widgets and gadgets, new… — Geoffrey West Copy Share Image
Often, when you see yourself on the screen, you feel like a sweater that's been put through the washing machine. You have… — Emmanuelle Beart Copy Share Image
The only reason the laundrette on Albert Square in Eastenders is open is because none of the people on there can figure… — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
“Words, rolling on. Sometimes the Harbinger of Death hears these words, words of house prices and commutes and the price of pasta… — Claire North Copy Share Image
I will say it's great - that Method Man - Cliff Smith - plays a rapper in a laundromat who is working… — Jim Jarmusch Copy Share Image
What is an adventure? That depends on where you are starting from. Little girls in your country, they hide in the gap… — Chris Cleave Copy Share Image
People ask me why I don't paint oils. It takes too long. Cleaning brushes in linseed oil, and it takes six months… — Grace Slick Copy Share Image
“A big seizure just kind of grabs the inside of your skull and squeezes. It feels as if it's twisting and turning… — Terry Trueman Copy Share Image
“To the generations of Americans raised since World War 2, the identities of criminals such as Charles "Pretty Boy" Floyd, Baby Face… — Bryan Burrough Copy Share Image
My mother was determined that I was going to leave the farm and do well in life. And she thought with the… — Johnny Cash Copy Share Image
Well, to start, for me, at seven years old, I was on a television contest called 'The Paul Whiteman's TV Teen Club.'… — Leslie Uggams Copy Share Image
“Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
“She had no need in her heart for either book or magazine. She had her own way of escape, her own passage… — John Fante Copy Share Image
“With the invention of the city and its powerful combination of economies of scale coupled to innovation and wealth creation came the… — Geoffrey West Copy Share Image
“But I awoke at three, feeling terribly sad, and feeling rebelliously that I didn't want to study sadness, madness, melancholy, and despair.… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
“Shigure: Perhaps I can offer some advice? ...You know, Tohru-kun, when you get anxiety about the future it's better not to think… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
“Society invents a spurious convoluted logic tae absorb and change people whae's behaviour is outside its mainstream. Suppose that ah ken aw… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
“I asked her to tell me what the best moment of her life had been Did she? Yes, she told me about… — Michelle Richmond Copy Share Image
“But what really won me over was his butt. What finally made it impossible for me not to like the man was… — David James Duncan Copy Share Image
