When you watch CNN, you see the custom graphics - 'War in the Desert,' or 'Showdown: Iraq,' and it's being presented like a TV show, like 'The Cosby Show' or 'Roseanne.' — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
The war is really about religion. The war's between Jesus and Muhammad. The Christians say Jesus is the messenger. Muslims say Muhammad is the messenger. Who gives a expletive who the messenger is did you get the message? — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
Biggest man law - be a man. Simple: be a man, definition of being a man is being a man. And don't let your… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
After my first 'One Night Stand' on HBO, I lost my focus. I was mad at the world. I would have meetings with directors… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I'm a comic and I'm having way too much fun with the comedy. I do the music for myself. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
Makes no matter if I'm performing in a grocery store, you're always gonna get 150%. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I don't go to the running of the bulls because I don't like being chased by bulls. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
When I'm telling jokes, I'm constantly in motion. I can't stand in one place. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
Add the hippie-rock-drugs atmosphere circa 1970, and you get Clinton's rechristened group Parliament, decked out in weird costumes, singing cosmic lyrics and laying down… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
Those series from the '70s and '80s with a studio audience are dead. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
The devil is a fun character to play because he's everywhere and no where all the time. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
