I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
There's times when I'm really shy, so these roles that I get to play, they're how I would love to really be.… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
That's what they want: two women. Fellas, I think that's a bit lofty. Because, come on, think about it - if you… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Sometimes black people really want to hold onto our oppression - 'This is ours! This belongs to us.' You can't just talk… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
The government shouldn't be involved in this because it's very simple. If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share
