“It's hard to use the English language. I'd rather play a tune on a horn, but I've always felt that I didn't want to train myself. Because when you get a train, you've got to have an engine and a… — Don Van Vliet Copy Share Image
I think people have had too much to think and ought to flex their magic muscles. It takes awhile to get oriented to what… — Don Van Vliet Copy Share
I think Shakespeare is really the one. Words as music and music as words. Everything he wrote was good, which is really frightening. — Don Van Vliet Copy Share
I think that men has the most highly developed intelligence. I think men get so intelligent that they're stupid. — Don Van Vliet Copy Share
It makes me itch to think of myself as Captain Beefheart. I don't even have a boat. — Don Van Vliet Copy Share
Bob Dylan impresses me about as much as... well, I was gonna say a slug but I like slugs. — Don Van Vliet Copy Share
I would say that it's an awfully overrated aspirin and very similar to the old people's Disneyland. — Don Van Vliet Copy Share
“It's hard to use the English language. I'd rather play a tune on a horn, but I've always felt that I didn't want to… — Don Van Vliet Copy Share
