“The sort of wallet that molds itself tight around the stuff crammed inside.” — Lee Child Copy Share Image
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I usually carry my wallet, phone, Chapstick, and a snack at all times. — Kendrick Sampson Copy Share Image
You lose a wallet or keys or something and you notice in a second, but your life can go missing and you… — John Dufresne Copy Share Image
I love when my parents saybring me my wallet and I'll give you some money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wallet is full of change. I'm like, Why is this bag so heavy? Oh, yeah. It's the $100 in quarters! — La La Anthony Copy Share Image
“If they bulge in the brain or anywhere else of interest, the wallet is a good alternate location. And I should know.” — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
“A magician may step out without a purse, but he should never step out without a pack of playing cards.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
A workday lunch that lasts as long as a transcontinental flight is an impossibility for all but the most pliant and footloose… — Graydon Carter Copy Share Image
The moment I said I'd finished a book, I knew what would happen. There would be a bidding war, and I would… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Guys, if you keep a you-know-what in your wallet, it's only good for a month or two. So, out with the old,… — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
The e-wallet allowed anyone with a valid e-mail ID to send and receive money from just about anybody, or to settle bills… — Sucheta Dalal Copy Share Image
'Goodfellas' has kind of got it all. That was probably one of my favorite films as a kid, so I carried a… — Mel Rodriguez Copy Share Image
“I’d like to spend money on a wallet, but if I spent money on a wallet, I’d have none left over to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The fact that you have a large sum of money in your wallet does not remove your responsibility from you before God… — Sunday Adelaja Copy Share Image
I spend my weekends with my Android phone in an elastic band that has tied to my Android phone my driver's license… — Patrick Pichette Copy Share Image
My father was a guy who, because of the businesses he was in - the hotel business, the hospitality business - he… — Steve Tisch Copy Share Image
My brothers used to call me Bob. They'd laugh at me, and I didn't get it. I'm 13 years old at the… — Michael Strahan Copy Share Image
“Cash. Pay cash, Theodore. It's safest, unless you keep your wallet where someone can pick your pocket." "I'm going to feel someone… — Jewel E. Ann Copy Share Image
I can explain that shot. Arnold moved his wallet to the other pocket. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image
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