You'll never get dressed as quick as when you wake up next to a naked dead chick — Ron Bennington Copy Share Image
At the moment of waking up, before getting out of bed, get in touch with your breath — Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
“It’s a number.” “It’s not,” she said. “It’s a chance to wake up new.” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
If I wake up during a dream I can usually go back to sleep and finish the story. — Marion Cotillard Copy Share Image
I wake up sometimes and roll over and sleep until 4 o'clock in the afternoon. — Noah Centineo Copy Share Image
Am I really just a narcissist, Cause I wake up to a bowl of lobster bisque? — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first? — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Poor John Simon - what a nightmare, to wake up in the morning and realize that you are John Simon. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
My extravagance is my garden - it's the first thing I look at every morning when I wake up. It gives me… — Ina Garten Copy Share Image
One of my fears is that I'm suddenly not going to be funny, but still think I am. That's like my nightmare… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
The world of men is dreaming, it has gone mad in its sleep, and a snake is strangling it, but it can't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Let your plans be assured from the end to the beginning. Let it be clear that the end is hopeful. Wake up.” — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
We are asleep. Our Life is a dream. But we wake up sometimes, just enough to know that we are dreaming. — Ludwig Wittgenstein Copy Share Image
I'm so tired I never want to wake up again. But I've figured out now that it was never them that made… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
When I went around promoting 'Crumb,' there would be days I'd wake up in, like, Houston or Cleveland, and I'd step outside… — Terry Zwigoff Copy Share Image
He remembered waking up once, listening to the wind, thinking of all the dark and rushing cold outside and all the warmth… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
If we look on heaven and earth as a single crucible, and on the creator as the founder, would there be any… — Zhuangzi Copy Share Image
My parents witnessed firsthand in Haiti that if you stop speaking up, one day you'll wake up afraid to speak. They came… — Karine Jean-Pierre Copy Share Image
As the Honorable Elijah Muhammad said, 'justice lays down with you when you lay down, justice gets up with you when you… — Louis Farrakhan Copy Share Image
I do this thing at every party: I go to a party, I stand around for, like, 45 minutes, and then I… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
A strong reputation is like a good bonfire. When you have one kindled it's easy to keep the flame burning, even if… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm… — Tony Stewart Copy Share Image
I love the sound of a brand-new bottle of coke when you pry the lid off and it starts to fizz. Whenever… — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
Miserable is the man who loves a woman and takes her for his wife, pouring at her feet the sweat of his… — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
Two main groups like to drop the readymade bomb—galleries and art historians. Galleries love to drop the Duchamp brand because dealers can… — Paddy Johnson Copy Share Image
What is the spirituality we need for the 21st century? We face a choice: to retire from this fray into some marshmallow… — Joan D. Chittister Copy Share Image
Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
When I talk to people the usual progression is, "Flogging's cruel and barbaric," moving very quickly to, "Only 10 lashes for five… — Peter Moskos Copy Share Image
Wake up America! The insurance companies took over health care! Wake up America! The pharmaceutical companies took over drug pricing! Wake up… — Dennis Kucinich Copy Share Image
I think because it is a very well-saturated story,episode of Justified in Hannibal, and we've all heard it in some frame of… — Bryan Fuller Copy Share Image
I'm passionate about breakfast. I wake up hungry, so I always eat a bagel. — Kaia Gerber Copy Share Image
I wake up ready to right and I feel like I'm on the right side of history every day. — Chris Murphy Copy Share Image
I didn't want to go to sleep knowing I would just wake up in the morning. — Helen DeWitt Copy Share Image
My kids wake up at 7 o'clock every morning, so I'm normally up around 7. — George Hill Copy Share Image