Daddy gave me real useful information to protect me in the real world. If anyone hits me, I'm not to hit them back. I wait until their back is turned, then hit them in the head with a brick. — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
“Oh it don't make no kind of sense. Big ol' ox like Grady won't sit next to a colored child. But he eats eggs-… — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
“Lately, it had been an endless procession of long, black nights and gray mornings, when her sense of failure swept over her like a… — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
“The little girl knew if she bit any member of her family, they would get rabies too, and she died without ever having been… — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
Albert and I would spend hours and hours looking at them. Cleo had this big magnifying glass on his desk, and we'd find centipedes… — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
There Lives More Faith in Honest Doubt, Believe Me, Than Half the Creeds. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
“Harris had done exactly what he had been told to do by the sexy dame from Oklahoma. After he had removed all of his… — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
“he surprised her by signing, “You are the most beautiful girl in the world.” Ander didn’t know it, but he had signed, “You are… — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
“Because, honey," she said, "after you've been to the moon, where else is there to go?” — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
“Hello... is this Mrs. Fritzi Bevins?' 'Yes, it is.' 'From Pulaski, Wisconsin?' 'Yes.' 'Uh... you don't know me, but I recently received some papers.… — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
