Correlation doesn’t imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing ‘look over there.’ — Randall Munroe Copy Share Image
“Do you want to work out with me tonight?' he asks. I waggle my eyebrows. 'And here I thought we were working out.' He laughs. 'God, I love you.” — Denise Grover Swank Copy Share Image
