It has been proven that any woman can be satisfied with 3.5 inches - and it doesn't matter if it's Visa or MasterCard — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can use my credit card to send money to the Ku Klux Klan, to antiabortion fanatics, or to anti-homosexual bigots, but… — Jeff Jarvis Copy Share Image
I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
