There is no romance without some lying. That's what romance is - a little bit of Vaseline on the camera lens of… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
Not true at all. Vaseline is manufactured right here in the United States. — Don Sutton Copy Share Image
For day-to-day beauty, I'm a Q-tip and Vaseline kind of girl. I never leave home without Q-tips - they're a great fix… — Scarlett Johansson Copy Share Image
My unusual beauty tip is that I often use Vaseline to take my make up off. It works great and is good… — Rachel Bilson Copy Share Image
The function of government is to provide you with service; the function of the media is to supply the Vaseline. — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately Veet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you don’t Need A razor. It’s with all the Girly… — John Green Copy Share Image
You put some Vaseline under your eyes at night and under your chin, and you put a little bit on your chest… — Tyler Perry Copy Share Image
I started playing bass in my friend's band for some reason. It was just something I did because, well, he asked me… — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
You were Marlon Brando, I was Steve McQueen, you were K.Y. Jelly, I was Vaseline. — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes. Pull on rubber gloves. Smear Vaseline over your glasses, and there you… — Malcolm Cowley Copy Share Image
Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
