Valuable Players Quotes by Jersey Shore

Burgers for the boys!

— Jersey Shore

It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never smiles. -Pauly D

— Jersey Shore

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

— Jersey Shore

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or something.

— Jersey Shore

Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

— Jersey Shore

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki.

— Jersey Shore

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama.

— Jersey Shore

No granata per favore. -Vinny

— Jersey Shore

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

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What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need a 2-thousand voltage. -Deena

— Jersey Shore

Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate.

— Jersey Shore

Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny

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