When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care? — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
“A daddy is a daughter’s first love and a lifelong gift for Valentine’s Day.” — Debasish Mridha Copy Share Image
“No matter how much time and space may come between us, I still feel you.” — Ken Poirot Copy Share Image
She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Happy Valentine's Day. Hope you're spending the evening with someone special. Or at least with some one who doesn't stink. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Part of obedience to the Golden Rule is knowing how to respond once you've behaved in an unloving way. — Doug McIntosh Copy Share Image
On this Valentine's Day, I will carve your name into my heart forever so that no amount of tears can ever wipe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
ONCE UPON A TIME when the world was young there was a Martian named Smith.Valentine Michael Smith was as real as taxes… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
My friend, why should you wish to shorten my life by taking from me my shadow? (To photographer Dr. Valentine T. McGillycuddy.) — Crazy Horse Copy Share Image
With whomever you feel yourself as if you are with your very self, he or she is surely your true Valentine! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The most popular Valentine's Day gift is chocolate. In the 1800's, doctors told their patients to eat chocolate to get over a… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
On his character Dean in Blue Valentine: It's sad, because he just doesn't have any ambition outside of loving his wife and… — Ryan Gosling Copy Share Image
A flower is a daisy chain, a graduation, a valentine; a flower is New Year's Eve and an orchid in your hair;… — Jean Hersey Copy Share Image
Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Even without Valentine's Day, you're my valentine. I don't need a special day to celebrate your love in my life. But since… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is one of those tricky celebrations where you're damned if you do and damned if you don't. If you love… — Dan Levy Copy Share Image
When I get older losing my hair many years from now, Will you still be sending me a Valentine, birthday greetings, bottle… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
There is a sign in the heavens Another light in the darkness A better time is beginning There is a fire star… — Chris d'Lacey Copy Share Image
“She opened the fridge and took out butter and eggs and left them on the worktop. She filled the cups of four… — Roisin Meaney Copy Share Image
Actually," Clary said, "I think he stayed because of me." Jace's glaze flicked up to hers with a flash of gold. "Because… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Just take the weapon you hold in your hand and drive it through his heart," Valentine's voice was soft. "One simple motion.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“There was nothing to see in the room, but his brain pulled multiple vivid memories to the forefront of his mind. Entering… — Elaine White Copy Share Image
“CALVIN: Hey, I got some mail! It's a Valentine card. HOBBES: From Susie Derkins! CALVIN: It says "Please be my Valentine." HOBBES:… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“In the days leading up to Valentine’s Day, in addition to the daily letter I also made sure to send her a… — Noah Galloway Copy Share Image
Demons feed on death and pain madness," Valentine said. "When I kill, it is because I must. You grew up in a… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Happy Valentine's Day. Let's spread our love bigger and sweeter than yesterday. — Reny Copy Share Image
“Say NO to Valentine. Say YES to Palestine! #katakantidakkepadahariValentine” — khairi omar Copy Share Image
It doesnt matter if you have a valentine or not just love yourself and be your own. — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
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