“Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straight… — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
“Where's your church?" "We're standing in it." "But this is a bookstore and it's a Friday." "Yes, but you might also choose… — Forrest Church Copy Share Image
“You know that feeling you get, when the sky has turned green, air raid sirens are blowing, the theme to the "Wizard… — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
“She is an agent of the Devil, possibly escorted out of Hell for behavior which would make a demon go "Ooooo, that's… — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
