I used to get so tense at school that my pencils would break on the page. I'd get very, very worried about stuff. And I'm tall and heavy and bassy, so to friends and onlookers my worrying isn't sweet and… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
My dad used to give me a tenner to come and work at his greasy spoon cafe when I was 11. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
Ultimately I think I've just fallen into the trap over the years of putting too much pressure on something that really ultimately doesn't matter… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
I'm drawn to people who don't know who they are, because I just think that's where comedy lives, in someone with an incorrect perception… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
Growing up in England I've lost a bit of my Greek-Cypriot essence, but it's there in my obsessive use of lemon and olive oil,… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
There's a big culture I think that kicked off with reality TV and the Brit-pop '90s in the U.K. of people being like, 'I… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
I know it's considered smug to even mention that you've left a social media platform. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
If you're too focused on the future, you're not focused enough on the task at hand. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
Stath has wanted to be a dad since he was born, but has never once looked into what fatherhood entails. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
I'm really excited to allow my career to go in the direction that feel rights at any given time. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
I learned from doing live shows that I could use physicality to bandage moments that weren't working very well. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
I've always said that I don't necessarily feel stereotypically Greek. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
Someone once shouted: 'We know you're acting and this isn't real' at a gig in Cambridge. I was 25, playing a 50-year-old lounge singer… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
