Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they'll spend some of it on you. — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
Oh, it's snowing outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. i hate that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I send you a text and you don'trespond, and then I see you update Facebook at the same time, you're dead… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason. — Amy Copy Share Image
Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I update my MySpace every day, I update my Facebook fan page, but that's about the extent of it. I don't want… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
“We live in a culture where we put our most intimate secrets on the Internet and have no idea who our next-… — Tracy Thompson Copy Share Image
The secret is to go to the Twitter laiapcption within the Facebook world. Here's a convenient shortcut:.The key link there is the… — Julian Copy Share Image
