According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to… — Morey Amsterdam Copy Share Image
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. — Morey Amsterdam Copy Share Image
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did… — Morey Amsterdam Copy Share Image
