What was just said to the mexican dude at his concert that just took place on his birthday. This is the United States Of America, NOT mexico. That heckler should be sent back to his home land and Never allowed… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a chemical called fuck it. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I don't care how old you are when a balloon is about to hit the floor you dive for that shit! — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Man! I'll suck dick for coke! By suck dick, I mean I'll do whatever it takes, and by coke, I mean cash cause I'm… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Haters if u have nobody to hate on feel free to hate on me call my hair not luxurious when you know it is… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I'm always… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
If you 25 years old and you still walkin around talkin bout niggas aint shit you need to get a handle on yo mutha… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfuckin drug. Ive done the research. Its just a plant. It just… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Member we done put the coco puffs on top of the refrgerater and now they aint even up there , them damn group of… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Had to be careful though, had to be careful coz weed is gettin stronger every 2 weeks. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
I can remember thinking, at the age of 3, that I invented the concept of lying. By a brilliant thought process, I figured that I could fib and avoid the repercussions for something I had done, because lying meant that it never happened. However, by the time I was 5, I came to hate lying and to think of it… — Katt Williams Copy Share
