For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother's underwear. — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
Wear audacious underwear under the most solemn business attire. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Ship small art. Then, ship medium art. Then, ship world-changing, scary, change-your-underwear art. — Seth Copy Share Image
Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I wanted to change the world . But I could not even change my underwear. — John Grant Copy Share Image
“Trying to stay within my budget, I bought napkins instead of underwear. They’re not as comfortable to wear, but less likely to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
People keep asking me, 'What evil lurks in you to play such bad characters?' There is no evil in me, I just… — Dennis Hopper Copy Share Image
I started stuffing wads of cash into my socks and underwear and quietly passed by the T.S.A. agents with a grin on… — Tim Donaghy Copy Share Image
Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear. That's the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The trouble with emergencies is," she said, "that I always put on my finest underwear and then nothing happens. — Zelda Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“If you are a baby, your family will sere you in your underwear many times, and there's no use being embarrassed about… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day. — Veronica Webb Copy Share Image
“That's what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Push-ups in his underwear the next morning. Practically right outside of my divider, so I had to lunge over him to head… — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“An hour later, a nameless, cold-faced man returned with a tray of fresh pasta, warm bread, and a few bags of brand… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Copy Share Image
S. E. Smith's I Live in a Hut has a deceptively simple title, considering that the brain in that hut contains galaxies-worth… — Matthea Harvey Copy Share Image
“Are you particularly attached to these? He fingered the lace around the crease where her thigh curved against the most intimate part… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“The mechanic had laid out two suits of their Martian-made light combat armour, a number of rifles and shotguns, and stacks of… — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
Once I saw a homeless man wearing his underwear on top of his pants. Now we say, why don't the homeless just… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Do you know what Bill Gates has to pull out of an old coat, to feel like I did with a $20… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
Uh... ," Ivy stammered, and I glanced up to see her eyes wide in consideration. "I'm kidding," I said. "It passed the… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
