You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
The room was quiet, the others flicking glances at me. I ignored them. After years in Sounis's palaces being eyed with disgust… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
I think that everybody in the world, whatever colour or creed, has a jerk like JR in his or her family somewhere.… — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny. My uncle's really funny. Everyone's really funny. You have to… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When I was 9 years old, I really wanted to be in the show business. I really wanted to be an artist.… — Ricky Martin Copy Share Image
When Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy. — Sammy Davis, Jr Copy Share Image
As my uncle always says, 'If your vibe outweighs your substance, you're destined to be a novelty.' I think that is true… — Mat Kearney Copy Share Image
My grandfather had two boys, my uncle had three boys, my dad had me and my two brothers, each of my brothers… — Greg Kinnear Copy Share Image
I got a lot from my uncle who is a really good ska guitarist. Very ragged makeshift rhythms and intricate lines. — King Krule Copy Share Image
If I couldn't be Eddis, I would be Attolia. If they needed to see my uncle in me, then I would show… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
Today's Uncle Tom doesn't wear a handkerchief on his head. This modern, twentieth-century Uncle Thomas now often wears a top hat. He's… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
Now, I have nothing to say against uncles in general. They are usually very excellent people, and very convenient to little boys… — Dinah Maria Murlock Craik Copy Share Image
A writer is dreamed and transfigured into being by spells, wishes, goldfish, silhouettes of trees, boxes of fairy tales dropped in the… — Cynthia Ozick Copy Share Image
My grandfather was a lawyer, my dad was a lawyer, my mum was a lawyer, I got an uncle who's a lawyer,… — Benicio Del Toro Copy Share Image
Joel Chandler Harris, who created a multi billion dollar industry, everything from his books, to Disney's "Song of the South" based upon… — Ishmael Reed Copy Share Image
Grace me no grace, nor uncle me no uncle; I am no traitor's uncle, and that word "grace" In an ungracious mouth… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
It is quite likely ... that the central figure of the gospels is not based on any historical individual. Put simply, not… — Robert M. Price Copy Share Image
Think they work you too hard? Think of poor Ali Sard. He has to mow grass in his uncle's backyard and its… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
Music has always been in my family down to my dad through my uncle. I'm just the next generation, since it's always… — Jacob Latimore Copy Share Image
There were days when you would get the TV listings from The Globe and The Herald. Video was out, but nobody could… — William Monahan Copy Share Image
The voyage of the Beagle has been by far the most important event in my life and has determined my whole career;… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
I felt like I was an outsider. I think what happened to me made me develop this street sense of watching people… — Tobey Maguire Copy Share Image
Do you enjoy holidays with your family? I don't mean your mom and dad family, but your uncle and aunt and cousin… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
Just as Uncle Tom, back during slavery used to keep the Negroes from resisting the bloodhound or resisting the Ku Klux Klan… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
