“She said you were probably plastic and Uncle Kevin said he’d give you a feel and let her know and then Uncle Joe punched him in the shoulder and said the only thing he’d feel is his A-S-S getting kicked… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“If you are looking for sympathy, it's betweem shit and syphillis in the dictionary.” — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“Max had often heard Laundromats were a good place to meet women. He wasn’t sure why, since he wasn’t one to speak to strangers… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“There wasn’t an official rule book that he knew of, but he was pretty sure a guy didn’t bend his best damn friend over… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“If you’re looking for sympathy, it’s between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“Oh yes, Sean Kowalski. Your amazing kisses have made all rational thought fly out of my besotted brain. If only you could fill me… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“You Kowalskis have always gotten a little carried away.” This wasn’t Mitch’s first traffic stop. He knew it was best to be polite to… — shannon stacey Copy Share Image
“I’ll do it,” she said before she could talk herself out of it. His dimples flashed as he slapped a hand over his heart… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“What if I hate it?" "As long as you've given it a fair shot, then we'll talk about it and figure it out." "If… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“Get that Property Of Whitford Public Library stamp and stamp it right on his forehead. Then cross out the library's name and write yours” — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“Who’s Beth?” Keri asked. “The bartender at your wedding.” “Oh, that’s right. How could I forget when my husband almost got thrown out of… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“I'm having a cheeseburger," Anna said. "With fries smothered in vinegar and salt." "I told you I wouldn't kiss you again. You don't have… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you can't stand the sound of her voice and other times you wonder how you'd even breathe if she wasn't there. That's marriage,… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
