Umpire Quotes by Tommy Lasorda

I managed the Dodgers for 20 years. It's hard to believe that there are only four guys in the history of baseball who managed…

— Tommy Lasorda

I bleed Dodger blue and when I die, I'm going to the big Dodger in the sky.

— Tommy Lasorda

You give loyalty, you'll get it back.

— Tommy Lasorda

There are three kinds of people in this world: people who make it happen, people who watch what happens, and people who wonder what…

— Tommy Lasorda

Sometimes you've just got to let an umpire know that you're not satisfied with his decision. That they've missed the play in your opinion.…

— Tommy Lasorda

If you don't root for the Dodgers, you might not get into heaven,

— Tommy Lasorda

Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask you, have you ever…

— Tommy Lasorda

There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who wonder what happens.

— Tommy Lasorda

The worst team in baseball's history won only 55 games. The best team ever won 110 out of 160, so you're virtually guaranteed to…

— Tommy Lasorda

No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you're going to win…

— Tommy Lasorda

Managing is like holding a dove in your hand. Squeeze too hard and you kill it; not hard enough and it flies away.

— Tommy Lasorda

I love doubleheaders. That way I get to keep my uniform on longer.

— Tommy Lasorda

When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out,…

— Tommy Lasorda

Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.

— Tommy Lasorda

I walk into the clubhouse today and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic. We have four doctors, three therapists and five trainers. Back…

— Tommy Lasorda