Ugly Stick Quotes by Bo Diddley

“you're so ugly, your momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck so the dog would play with you”

— Bo Diddley

I thank you in advance for the great round of applause I'm about to get.

— Bo Diddley

I opened the door for a lot of people, and they just ran through and left me holding the knob.

— Bo Diddley

Don't let your mouth write a check that your tail can't cash.

— Bo Diddley

“I opened the door for a lot of people and they left me holdin' the knob”

— Bo Diddley

“You look like you bin whupped with a ugly stick.”

— Bo Diddley