Never marry a beautiful woman. A beautiful woman will leave you. An ugly woman will leave you, too, but so what? — Rick Majerus Copy Share Image
I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas. — Rick Majerus Copy Share Image
One of the biggest reasons I like coaching college ball is the kids. I feel I can impact players lives — Rick Majerus Copy Share Image
Those to whom defense is not important will have the best seat in the game — Rick Majerus Copy Share Image
I started wearing glasses last season but they're only for basketball games and dirty movies. — Rick Majerus Copy Share Image
Some guys smoke. Some guys drink. Some guys chase women. I'm a big barbecue-sauce guy. — Rick Majerus Copy Share Image
I really never look at my health issues as 'Woe is me.' I've seen the reality of that. And it's not a pleasant thing. — Rick Majerus Copy Share Image
When I die, they might as well bury me at the finish line at Churchill Downs so they can run over me one more… — Rick Majerus Copy Share Image
I am like that guy on the 'Odd Couple,' and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and find pieces… — Rick Majerus Copy Share Image
