If there's reason for hope, it lies in man's occasional binges of cooperation. To save our planet, we'll need that kind of heroic effort, in which all types of people join forces for the common good — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I resisted parenthood for a long, long time. But having a daughter has given me a sense of hopefulness that I didn't have before. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
Experience as much as you can and absorb a lot of reality. Otherwise, your writing will have the force of a Wiffle ball. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I guess I started to realize that being an agnostic was such a wimpy position. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I don't like the antagonism that most religions have for science, and freedom and, frankly, individuality. I do like the Dalai Lama. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
There's absolutely no way that something I do on my own is going to be seen in Malaysia. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that I was… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
The only rule was that the stuff had to be funny and pretty short. To me, the quintessential Army Man joke was one of John Swartzwelder's: 'They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?' It's a horrifying idea juxtaposed with something really banal-and yet there's a kind of logic to it. It's… — George Meyer Copy Share
I want to be tolerant of other people's beliefs. I have wonderful friends who are religious, and I don't want to say that they're… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
Every joke can't be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did! — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I find that the creative side of my brain and the archival side of my brain don't work well together. When I've done my… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
Launching a new TV show is probably one of the most difficult things that a writer can do. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I don't remember a lot of what I write. I try to release it after it's out there so that I can be fresh… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
